This is BLOG!!!

I wonder....

How I managed to rediscover this old blog of mine. How a series of boredom, insomnia and nostalgia has brought me back to this. How I forgot about such a territory open to the vast ideas of my nonsensical writings, and- why I forgot about such a haven of freedom. For the very essence of what defines life has been provided ever so obligingly to a mere mor-

.... I laugh at those who thought I was prepared to write some deep philosophical babble fertilizer. 

- At this very moment (12:58 a.m) I wonder why Pandora Radio has an increase in advertisements- it really messes up the mood of the music your playing. They should Pandora-ize the ad selection fit for your music, it'll make free music for cheap people like me soo much more enjoyable! I apologize for my inconsistencies in this specific blog post. Wait? Why should I apologize?! For did I not already come to realization that blogs do not hold true to the traditional writing etiquettes we often use? Pshhhh this is isn't an essay... this is a blog! THIS IS BLOG!!!! AhhhHhhh1h29k;akdfkk;asdflkljahsdjfho23jffjfjfjfjfpoop

The picture above is the central theme of the movie 300

Remember the days when we used to read textbooks, but before we actually read them- we would flip through every page in the book looking for really funny or awkward picture? Like the random Asian guy in your Biology book that was eating a banana... dressed in a yellow turtleneck with purple spandex pants? Hmmm maybe it's just me then. Perhaps at this point in my blog... yes at this point ---> "0" <---  you might still find yourself looking at the admirable chest of Gerard Butler. What you're not? Then I assure you your peripheral glances at that toned, audacious man every once a while. Perhaps your peripheral has a mind of its own? Hmm let's consider that

Just kidding- let's NOT consider that. But in the near past we will! Did I say past? I mean present. Did I say present? I mean the time interim between past and future... did I say present again? I give down.

Thanks for reading! Or looking at The Gerard Butler picture... either or. Reading is overrated these days. All you had to do was read the title to understand the entire post. Then look at Gerard Butler for some reinforcement. Or pleasure........... consider it my free eye massage. Unless your a dude (of the male sex), then I'd politely ask for you to GTFO OFF MY BLOG YOU MOTHER-PARKING-FOOL-WHO-HAPPENED-TO-LIKE-APPLES-BUT-WAS-ALLERGIC-TO-THEM-BUT-STILL-ATE-THEM-BECAUSE-THEY-WERE-DELICIOUS-THEN-SHORTLY-AFTER-DIED-OF-RADIATION-FROM-A-BOMB-PLANTED-BY-THE-SOVIET-UNION-UNDER-THE-COMMAND-OF-WINSTON-CHURCHILL.

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