Bored: The Sun Is Evil

As of this moment; there is one specific thing I am tired of. One being the frikin SUN......... and two the fact that I only said there was ONE THING........

The sun is the root of all evil. YES it provides the ultimate source of energy for our lives, YES we will all die without it, and YES it is yellow. But if you look at this from a un-obvious and strangely meticulous point of view; the SUN IS EVIL!!!!! 

Here is the sun O

The sun provides energy to our producers O --> LLLLL

Animals eat this .......... production from....... producers to produce...... O --> LLLLL -> COW

ENERGY for us when we EAT THAT FOOL (fool being the producer or the animal...) O --> LLLLL -> COW/LLLLL -> MANKIND

Agreeing with that-

Criminals eat the producers and animals which are made by the sun

So, the sun is evil in that it provides the energy which the criminal lives by

There-frikin-for ....... the sun is evil in that it PROMOTES VIOLENCE

And since violence is evil.... the sun is EVIL

O --> LLLLL -> COW -> EVIL MAN -> VIOLENCE -> DEATH -> BURIAL/CREMATION -> NUTRIENTS FOR THE SOIL -> MORE  LLLLL through the O -> OTHER EVIL PEOPLE -> EVIL

which = O -> EVIL

The truth is that I play tennis and that I'm sunburned..........

Thanks for reading!